Pray for my hearing
Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while,
the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed
over. Bubba gets in line. When it's his turn the preacher says,
"Bubba, what you want me to pray about?"
Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear and the other hand on
top of his head and prays a while. After a few minutes, he removes
his hands and says, "Bubba, how's your hearing now?"
Bubba says, "I don't know, Preacher. It ain't til next Wednesday."
(Source: Usenet alt.humor.puns)
the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed
over. Bubba gets in line. When it's his turn the preacher says,
"Bubba, what you want me to pray about?"
Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear and the other hand on
top of his head and prays a while. After a few minutes, he removes
his hands and says, "Bubba, how's your hearing now?"
Bubba says, "I don't know, Preacher. It ain't til next Wednesday."
(Source: Usenet alt.humor.puns)
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