What is your position?
Overheard on the marine radio-a distress call to the Coast Guard from someone whose sailboat was taking on water: Coast Guard: "What is your position?" Distressed caller: "Vice president, State Street Bank!"
-- Joke contributed by A. Keenan
(Source: Reader's Digest)
-- Joke contributed by A. Keenan
(Source: Reader's Digest)
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