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If there's a competition for Worst Waiter of the Year, I've got a candidate. He was working at my aunt's favorite restaurant when we took her there for her birthday. This guy messed up every order. She asked for pork. He brought beef. We requested beans. We got corn. And so on. At the end of the meal, he asked, "Would anyone like dessert?" My aunt said, "What do I have to order to get a piece of cheesecake?"

— Joke contributed by jeff pinson

(Source: Reader's Digest)

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