Store open
When an out-of-control van left a gaping hole in the front of my father's mattress store, Dad wasn't about to close down. On the contrary, after boarding up the front of the building, he had my brother spray-paint the following message on the plywood: "Store open. Drive-thru closed."
-- Joke contributed by Randy Sailors
(Source: Reader's Digest)
-- Joke contributed by Randy Sailors
(Source: Reader's Digest)
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