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I hate the idea of going under the knife. So I was very upset when the doctor told me I needed a tonsillectomy. Later, the nurse and I were filling out an admission form. I tried to respond to the questions, but I was so nervous I couldn't speak. The nurse put down the form, took my hands in hers and said, "Don't worry. This medical problem can easily be fixed, and it's not a dangerous procedure." "You're right. I'm being silly," I said, feeling relieved. "Please continue." "Good. Now," the nurse went on, "do you have a living will?"

-- Joke contributed by Edward Lee Griffin


(Source: Reader's Digest)

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